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Mall Food Court Scallywags

Posted on Sunday at 5 pm - 4 Comments.

As a member of an identifiable group I resent the racist attitude of Charlie Horse. Since the late 1960s we have been treated as second class citizens and subjected to ridicule. Our only solace has been to soothe ourselves temporarily by imbibing toxic substances for which we must pay dearly in terms of financial layout as well as personal health.
Well no longer! Through a series of daring expeditions we have recently discovered the “outside”! We have formed a support group (MFCS) and will soon be mounting a class action against the tyrants who for years told us there was no “outside”. You will hear from us! Oh yes!
Tim Bitz
Member MFCS (Mall Food Court Scallywags)

Rant by Tim Bitz

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    Jerry Says:
    February 6th, 2012 at 11:55 am
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    Meh.

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    SP Says:
    February 6th, 2012 at 1:47 pm
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    The fuck is this even supposed to be about?

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    rabbittown Says:
    February 6th, 2012 at 2:07 pm
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    Weird

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    Anonymoose Says:
    February 13th, 2012 at 3:47 pm
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    It’s what we call an “outsider rant.” It could be by a mental patient, a hillbilly or a chimpanzee.

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