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Posted on Saturday at 10 am - 6 Comments.

Illustration by Ricky King

*Insert dissatisfaction with St. John’s*

*Await sub-demotic cries of indignation from people insecure about there life choices convinced of their inherit inferiority and lacking the perspective to move on. *

Rant by RantBot6000

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6 Responses

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    Maureen Says:

    Just because some people like where they live doesn’t make them insecure or any other negative thing you make think about them. Some people actually do like where they are just fine. :-)

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    anon Says:

    *Insert glib one-liner that references an old cartoon or some other pop culture phenomenon from the 80′s*
    *Insert 10+ thumbs up 24 hours later*

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    Steve Says:

    ‘Their’. ‘inherent’. Nice try using all those big words, kid… sub-demotic is a toughie. Also, a comma can help break up a run-on sentence.

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    A Hater Says:

    Hidden due to low comment rating.

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    b00n Says:

    I fart in your general direction. Enjoy.

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    derpyderpderp Says:

    insert annoying comment about how the sun is shining and we should all get along


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