Ive been noticing an increasing trend in women on facebook these days pursing there lips out, seemingly to create a sexy model-esque posing face. Im not really sure what the hell its all about but im concerned about it. Im reminded of the “who can eat the most war-head competitions”, of my youth that would distort the challengers face so much they looked like Sebulba.
I then took my study further and noticed with most cases you can pin point the moment they went from looking normal to encorporating the face with the act of taking a photo. If you Duck-Morph (flicking back and forth between the moment regular face becomes duck) It puts one in mind of when a pokemon evolves. Except instead of a superior species to add to my pokedex,im left with the sad realization that a picture of yourself is not enough anymore… you have to look like a semi aquatic migratory bird to be sexy. My advice is to stop that you look like an idiot.
Rant by Darth Duckface
February 23rd, 2012 at 10:31 am
I agree 100%!
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February 23rd, 2012 at 11:25 am
Duck face really needs to die. It is not sexy, or cute, and doing it just screams “look at me, I blindly follow every new trend without thought”.
What the hell is the point of it anyway? Trying to demonstrate that you can get a good seal? That’s what I see every time I see a girl (or guy) doing it … blowjob warm-up exercises.
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February 23rd, 2012 at 1:32 pm
Duck face is the new gang sign in photos. The two together is like a perfect douche storm.
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February 23rd, 2012 at 2:18 pm
Throw in a fake tan and a scant downtown outfit and you’ve got a real gem.
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