The Kremlin

10 questions for Comrade Lenin of St. John’s only serf rock group.

What turns you on creatively, spiritually, or emotionally?
Great art. As Trotsky said, “True art is unable not to be revolutionary.”

What turns you off?
Candy-sucking capitalists.

What is your favorite curse word?
Capitalist scum

What sound or noise do you love?
The sweet sound of reverb coils crashing.

What sound or noise do you hate?
The nasal drone of Stephen Harper’s voice.

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Cosmonaut, or English professor.

What profession would you not like to do?
Corporate lap dog.

What are your current obsessions?
Revolutionary socialist politics. The peaceful overthrow of neoconservative regimes. Kittens.

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
You are forgiven. There is vodka at the open bar.

Do you floss?
I am no slave to the Colgate corporation but, um, yes.

Check out The Kremlin’s debut CD release show at Roxxy’s this Saturday. The CD is entitled “Proletariat Serf Revolution.”