Best horror preview voice-over ever?

No review this week, so I thought I’d share what may be mankind’s greatest achievement in the field of film promotion.


In a just world, the guy who did the voice-over for Shakma would be up to his eyeballs in work, lending his characteristic enthusiasm to everything from nature documentaries (“BEHOLD THE MOLLUSC!”) to commercial PSAs (i.e: “THERE’S NO SUCH THING AS ACCIDEEEENNNNNTTTTS!” or “GET A MAAAAAAMMMOGRAAAAAAAAAMMMM!”).

Those familiar with Blogoween know just how many horror films I watch in a given year, so it should come as no surprise that I’ve seen this one too. Hoo-boy, was that a magical day.

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First stop, Wyoming

Bryhanna Greenough speaks with director Chris Fry about The Laramie Project Chris Fry and his friends make up a group who want to break the stereotype of youth theatre as After School Special. They are tired of the morals, the pithy lessons, and the stories about being popular. And you probably won’t catch them launching […]

7 September 2006

  1. Professor Mortis · September 7, 2006

    I was going to say the guy who did the original Jaws trailer is still the best, but that ending…oh that ending…

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