Best horror preview voice-over ever?

No review this week, so I thought I’d share what may be mankind’s greatest achievement in the field of film promotion.


In a just world, the guy who did the voice-over for Shakma would be up to his eyeballs in work, lending his characteristic enthusiasm to everything from nature documentaries (“BEHOLD THE MOLLUSC!”) to commercial PSAs (i.e: “THERE’S NO SUCH THING AS ACCIDEEEENNNNNTTTTS!” or “GET A MAAAAAAMMMOGRAAAAAAAAAMMMM!”).

Those familiar with Blogoween know just how many horror films I watch in a given year, so it should come as no surprise that I’ve seen this one too. Hoo-boy, was that a magical day.

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Hair rage

What happened to guys with long hair!? Am I alone? I must be. Myabe that’s why I’ve twice gotten screamed at by the same carload of obnoxious guys with what look like crew cuts in a passing SUV (Stupid, Ugly Vehicle, right?) while walking down University Avenue. HEY. I’m not sure if you’ll be reading […]

23 December 2009

  1. Professor Mortis · December 23, 2009

    I was going to say the guy who did the original Jaws trailer is still the best, but that ending…oh that ending…