The Scope

@revengetweet here. Man, blonde dude on #dragonsden looks like the jock villain in every 80′s frat comedy #doyletweets

According to the promo tonight’s ep is the case of the topless lady #doyletweets #thesoundisoff

Did this guy learn nothing from Big Fun? #heathers #doyletweets #teenagesuicide(dontdoit)

Sorry if the #doyletweets are glitchy tonight. The Duke wi-fi is as reliable as Jim “The Hammer” Shapiro.

The loser in this ep dresses/acts eerily like the director of the last show I acted in #notpointinganyfingers #nevertweetalone #doyletweets

Is it safe to say that Des’ new missus has bitten him in order for him to gain new med student powers? #doyletweets #rawr

The amount of semi-nudity and lady underoos in each ep makes me feel like I’m watching the TV-friendly version of Wild On #doyletweets

…or maybe even The Showcase Revue #doyletweets #whitherchazandvalerie

I love that Des’ reaction to a fake kiss/touch is “I think I need the Kid’s Help Phone” #doyletweets

Des spazzing out looks eerily like Eminem’s moves in the 8 Mile video, “Lose Yourself” #doyletweets #thereisnomekhiphifer

I kinda wish the ep opened with Jake’s non-heist and retroactively explained it #doyletweets

Did Jake just admit to being a sub? This totally explains his penchant for getting punched in the face #doyletweets #rawr #beroughindeed

I’d love to see a crossover between RoD and Magnum, PEI #johncandyfightsbackfromthegrave #doyletweets #unlikelycrossover

If Star Trek IV has taught me anything, these charges result in Jake being made captain of a new enterprise #doyletweets #therebewhaleshere