Astroloscopes for Aug 10-16, 2006

Leo (July 23 – August 22)
Tear along dotted line.

Birthdays this week: Antonio Banderas (10th) Hulk Hogan (11th), Fidel Castro (13th), Gary Larsen (14th), Madonna (16th).
Email: birthdays@thescope.ca

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)
Insert flap A in slot B.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)
Do not touch when hot.

Scorpio (October 23 November 21)
Protective clothing must be worn beyond this point.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)
Affix proper postage.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)
Drowsiness may occur. Do not operate heavy machinery.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)
Keep away from open flame. Contents may explode.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)
Do not remove this tag.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)
Press here.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
Do not enter.

Gemini (May 21 – June 21)
Seek medical attention immediately.

Cancer (June 22 – July 22)
This program has performed an illegal operation and will terminate. OK.