Now here’s a New Year’s Eve party that’s got it all figured out. Who Cares Eve? invites people to “dress to impress or come as a mess.” The b’ys at Sure Fire Entertainment seem to know that the most important part of NYE isn’t getting prettified for that midnight smooch, for most people it’s getting ossified on that late-night hooch around people you love. Or that you want to love. The event, taking place at the no-frills CLB Armoury, features DJs until the wee hours of 2013, and a best-dressed/worst-dressed competition. Beats will be served up courtesy of The Shining Wizards, Carter, Fox, A-Read, and Alligator. The bash kicks off at 10pm and goes all night. Tickets are $25 in advance and $35 at the door.