We gave four adventurous people 20 bucks and a disposable camera and told them to go do something interesting. Here’s what happened.
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In the year of our lord, 2011, a band of brave warriors sets off to discover the true meaning of Pizza. The journey started at the peak of Signal Hill, an historic Pizza Beacon, and continued throughout the city with the hope that the gateway to the Pizzaverse would be opened.
They demonstrated unto benevolent Pizza Gods the art and science of their people.
But the gods were unimpressed. Our adventurers did not worry. For, truly, this was a test of their faith.
“Perhaps,” proposed one traveler, “the Pizza Gods seek not to witness man’s creation, but to witness man’s appreciation for their creation.” Our wanderers travelled to the ancient Forest of Za, where they visited the tomb of a beloved Pizza Cleric, and left a Slice on the grave in tribute. But by day’s end, the gods had yet to speak.
On the second day, our warriors attempted to impress the Pizza Gods with their athleticism. Strength and agility were demonstrated that day, with no regard from the overseers.
Our travelers pressed on, praising their gods’ holy name, but in the end, their ambitions were met with disinterest. They felt hopeless and betrayed.
But when the band returned the Pizza Of The Covenant to it’s origin, the steps of The Scope office. They soon realized that all was not bleak, for, even though they did not achieve Pizza Nirvana, they learned a lot about Pizza Friendship.