Mon, Feb 11, 2013
Our third annual sex and dating survey is now online. It’s completely anonymous and fun.
Thu, Mar 22, 2012
Percentage of Sex Survey respondents who admit to watching porn with their partner.
What did you watch? Or which video was your favourite?
A hilarious 80′s porn where one of the guys had an inexplicable pink cast on his arm.
champion by shine louise houstan
just some random stuff on YouPorn
Surfin da tube 8
LAdy porn. Hardcore
BDSM oriented, webcams, and a slew of other stuff
Random internet videos.
What didn’t we watch? Girl on Girl = favorite
Torture and bondage porn, sub-training vids
This isn’t glee
The Playboy Channel
various videos on redtube.com
Lesbian Internet Porn
Random clips from Red Tube or Porn Hub
What was on TV at the time
two girls with one guy
Just general stuff online
The Naughty Newfie
Facial sluts 10
We went through a phase of watchy the classics for fun
Mostly amateur stuff
the whole lot of it
amateur on xtube
Boy on Girl
big lebowski parody, friday the 13th parody, schindlers wrist, sex off
The Big Lebowski – A XXX Parody
Random online stuff of mutual interest.
Lesbian Porn, It was ok
threesome, orgy, squirting
lots of short porn clips involving straght, gay, or whatever, just curious what was out there
Just the normal girl on guy kind.
Tarzan and Jane
Group sex scenes
girl on girl
don’t know the titles
One girl one guy while hubby watches and cleans up mess at the end
Too many to pick one.
Exhibitionist videos, i.e: public masturbation/sex
no idea, nobody famous no favorite
unrealistic lesbian porn
We watched teenage (18+) lesbian sex vid
Straight up sex scene. No frills
online stuff from youporn, dnk if ever watched the same video twice
Too many to count
Ndsm, kink, lesbian
Fisting and squirting.
Just whatever was on Uporn
I enjoy lesbian or bondage porn.
The Crash Pad series
Girl on girl
It was all crap
That 70s show xxx parody!
crappy tv porn. didn’t watch much
group sex, 4 somes
favorites are usually ones that seem like real couples
it was a twillight spoof. hilarious
This one Sean Cody double penetration one was pretty good.
Abby Winters is the best porn.
Did not pay attention to the title – Sasha Grey was in it
Debbie does Dallas
FFM, MMF, gay/lesbian, BDSM, “nromal” girl on guy
sex n submission
Anal sex vids..yay!
Pirates. Its actually pretty good.
They’re all the same, aren’t they?
“Show girl” movie
Lesbian, straight (amateur)
some gay gangbang thing, while i was fucking him up the ass with my strap-on
internet, bdsm rope bondage porn
random internet videos
A hilarious Forum dvd my roommate left when she moved out. It was jokes.
No videos; we prefer erotica.
Porn movie / Candy Lee, Kira Kener, Savannah Stern
Guy On Girl
Jenna Jameson stuff
We go one for one
Something off pornwall
Online amateur videos
Paris Hilton – boring!
girls having sex at frat party in front of cheering men
90s french porn movie
Wed, Mar 21, 2012
Tue, Mar 20, 2012
What is one sex-related thing you’d like to do before you die?
Some of your sexy answers, terrible spelling and all…
God, even more anal.
go down on a girl
sex with a hot butch who knows what she’s doin.
all of it.
have sex with someone i loved and who loved me back
Have sex with someone who doesn’t speak any english.
three guys at once out doors
Have one or more one nnight stands
Have a one night stand
Have more partners.
Have sex on a beach. Sex on a beach!
An orgy, like in that movie about the orgy
Group shower sex
have sex with my hot profressor
Use high end sex toys that use electricity to enhance, and prolong orgasm.
have sex with a woman
have lesbian sex
One night stand
hit the bong when fucking
sex in a castle, that I live in with my current girlfriend.
If the risks were removed, let a line of random men and women fuck me — one after the other.
Have an orgasm from vaginal sex
sleep with a dominant older man
have sex up against a wall, and on a beach
Sex in a hot tub
Have sex with a man other than my partner
have sex on a boat
Have sex outside
go to a (sexy not gross) bathhouse. More or less anonymously, not in St. John’s!
Have a MMMMF.
A weekend away with a secret lover.
mile high club
sex on the moon.
pee on someone
Have sex in a public place.
Sleep with George Clooney
chocolate body paint
Use a strap-on on a dude.
have someone watch
roleplaying in public
Get road head.
Sex on a plane
sex in an airplane
fuck a celebrity
have sex in a tent on a mountain
Sexy photo shoot
Come on my own using a vibrator
Sex on a plane
Fuck backstage at a concert
Get tied up
Use a strap on with a man
Sex on wedding night
have sex wit yur mudder
Perform like I was younger.
Suck one womans toes while another gives me a footer.
do it in the air
Have an orgasm as many places as possible
Have sex in zero gravity.
Sex on the beach
get fucked by a stranger
Have sex on a roof
sex to ac/dc music
make out with a girl
get a prostitute with the hubby
feel confident in my blow-job abilities
Sex sitting up
Sex with my long-time but unavailable crush
Dominatrix type spanking
Own a consensual blackmail slave.
have sex with Lady Gaga
High Priced Escort, got to see what they’re all about.
sex outdoors by a lake or somewhere else as inspiring.
making her moan loud enough to wake the neighbours
Probably pegging, or some bdsm things.
Give head at the Harry Potter Amusement Park
I want to fuck typography themed sex toys, dirty talk and all.
have sex on the eiffel tower
be with that young mick jagger look alike in town
Have boy on girl sex and make a baby. Ultimate in kink.
mile-high 3some…is that too greedy?
make love in a bed filled with rose petals
Self-suspension. Scarification / artistic cutting. So many things…
Sex with another girl.
Make a video
have sex with a girl
sex on a bridge
Have sex in school
double blowjob with another girl
Have sex in an airplane
Sex on an airplane.
Visit a swingers’ club.
Film better homemade porn videos.
Dress up S&M style and be whipped
Have relations with another female.
have sex on the roof of the saddledome and at centre ice of every NHL arena (except ACC – leafs suck)
Be the center of a gang-bang
Do twin sisters.
Sex in an airplane
sex with a strap-on
Fuck in space
have a same-sex experience
own and have the unrestricted use of a harem
go to a large sex party with more then 20 people
Open a BDSM club in St. John’s
Be involved in an orgy.
I’ve been told by a lot of gay male friends that taking it in the ass is pretty sweet. Though I’m not really sure if I could ever go there.
join the mile-high club.
Get tied up
Have a series of sexual encounters that do not affect me emotionally
Sex in front of bystanders.
All holes filled
cum on a girls face
Strip in public
Make a personal sex video.
Have a session in the San Francisco Armory
Star in porn.
Bondage and role play.
Fuck my man all around the world
have sex on a boat
sex on a beach
Have sex in Tokyo in an elevator during an earthquake
Get laid twice in one day with different partners.
devil’s three way
suckin’ dicks at a glory hole
Have a harem of men
be with an older woman
Sex in a public place
Have sex in the back of a moving cab
Sex on a giant sheet of bubble wrap.
have sex in public places
Mile high club
Probably Avril Lavigne.
Go to a BDSM party
fuck on acid or shrooms.
Sex on the beach
Peg a guy with a strap-on.
Sneak into a stranger’s yard and have sex on their trampoline (if they don’t have a trampoline, fuck it, we might as well steal shit.)
sex in zero gravity
Get pissed on
done all that i’ve wanted can die happy
sex in the kitchen
Sex while free falling or in a 0 gravity atmosphere.
group – all girls
Three way with a another guy/girl
Strip on a pole
Fri, Mar 16, 2012
The dating pool in St. John’s can be pretty shallow, so we asked Sex Survey respondents for their best piece of advice for navigating these wooing waters. Here’s what they had to say:
• Don’t go on dates with girls who have boyfriends.
• Don’t be picky it all feels the same in the dark.
• If you don’t shoot, you don’t score.
• If you find somebody you can tolerate, hang on to them.
• Everyone needs to stop treating the opposite sex like they are aliens from another planet.
• Don’t expect sex on the first date.
• Forget how small this town is, and date beyond the overpass.
• Technology sure makes it difficult to play hard to get!
• Beware of the six degrees of lesbian dating separation.
• If you’re comfortable with yourself other people will be too.
• You’re not going to find love on George Street. Fact.
• Adhere to all the safety regulations as outlined by the “So Your Body is Changing” pamphlet.
• Don’t lower your standards; cast a wider net.
• Don’t date musicians.
• Watch out for slicksters.
• The only way to meet people is to actually get out and meet people.
• In St. John’s if the date goes really shitty and you never want to see her again, she will sit next to you on the bus, or in class, or be your best friend’s sister.
• Girls who wear hats are great in the sack!
• Be bold.
• Seth Rogan said it best: “find someone in a pumpkin patch, not online.”
• Be touchy-feely but not grab-happy.
• Break into places together. It makes things way more fun.
• Don’t burn bridges. Remember we are on an island, you will need all bridges.
• Stop cheating on each other.
• Don’t break the half your age plus 7 years minimum age limit.
• Small pond, try not to pollute it.
• The shallow people are in shallow waters. Go deeper.
• Join a club or volunteer or something if you want to meet people.
• Be honest.
• Definitely creep them out on facebook first.
• Don’t settle and don’t tie yourself down too quickly.
• Keep on truckin’.
• Dress nice.
• It’s a numbers game.
• It’s a jungle out there.
• The older you get, the harder it gets.
• Watch out for people who want to change you.
• Mind the gap.
• Be brave.
• Have a friend set you up, and have good friends.
• Use a condom.
• Wear socks on your first date. Underwear is optional.
Thu, Mar 15, 2012
Total percentage of respondents whose relationship status is…
Going steady: 26%
It’s complicated: 7%
Open Relationship: 2%
Partnered or Married: 33%
Total percentage of respondents whose religious beliefs are…
Muslim: : <1%
Spiritual: : <1%
Wed, Mar 14, 2012
To quench your thirst for perverse details about your neighbours, here are a pile of unedited sexy things they’ve been up to over the past year…
What is the sexiest thing you did this past year?
sex in a front end loader wearing a tank girl costume.
Slow danced with my partner while drinking Amaretto and ended with having sex on the dining-room table.
pin-up themed hotel room for my partner
Dressed up in hot lingerie and pimped myself out to an older gentleman.
broke into a car and made out
Wore nothing to bed but a Santa hat
slow danced to fast music in public
slept with a reggae star in Jamaica
I wrote a customized erotic short story for a friend who was separeted from all sexual outlets except her email and her personal sex toys hidden under her bed. It was fun to write and amazing to learn how much it affected her.
Got railed by three guys in a grave yard. (wearing nothing but a bodysuit, coat and heals)
exhibitonism in new york city
Sexted a guy when he was with his girlfriend ;)
Had sex in the rain.
lost 3 pounds and paraded around the Harbor in me birthday suit
Posted tasteful nude photos of myself on a kink website
Sex on a couch with high possibilty of discovery
Full Moon Party
I randomly send my boy voice memos of me getting off, he loves them, he can here me get off everywhere he goes now #Headphonesareablessing
Attended an orgy.
Maintained a relationship.
… *whomp whomp*.
Showed up to my date’s house wearing nothing under my trenchcoat
A night at the B&B with jacuzzi, rose petals, wine, and chocolate covered strawberries. Perfect.
Wore sexy lingerie to school and ‘accidentally’ flashed a cute prof
Become a Christmas present, bow and all.
Sex in an outdoor hut tub, which moved out into the grass, then back into the tub.
sent sexy pictures
Wore a dress with a zipper in front, for my partner to undo
Wore a vibrator on a long car ride.
Strawberry and whipped cream girlfriend sundae
Meet a stranger I’d met online, unseen, at a hotel room
Posed as a half naked lumber jack
Spent most of a weekend naked except for a leather collar
Eating sundaes off each others’ bodies
tied up out doors
I bought a 200 dollar bra.
had sex for 24 hours straight
Stripped at the Cotton Club.
Got a haircut
almost breaking the shower’s glass door
sex with an on-duty nurse
made a baby
Open window sex in a toronto hotel window
Santa lingerie singing santa baby and dancing
Mon, Mar 12, 2012
People are dreaming of threesomes mostly, but below are some of the more creative fantasies as respondents submitted them, poor grammar, spelling mistakes, and all…
Sex in a change room
monogamy. just a fantasy
Be part of a moresome
a devil’s threesome
Rough sex in a closet.
Princess Leah Star-wars fantasy. Everyone knows that
to have 3-4 submissive boys and girls trained to take care of my home, and my sexuality without all the complicated jealousy and drama.
Revenge sex with friends in relationships that have rejected me in the past
going to a sex club where there are actually sexy people.
a dragon fucking a unicorn.
A threesome with Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp.
A long day of sex on a hot beach with other people also doing the same, so we could watch and be watched.
Something involving a deli
Completely being doted on…
eating capelin while having sex.
for someone to walk in a room take one look at me walk up and kiss me
Getting boned by ‘Darth Vader’ while dressed up like a Storm Trooper.
having sex for days on a private island like in Breaking Dawn… :/
Love slave for a sexy amazon colony
Princess Leia golden bikini. Got to love the classics
Sex in a bunny costume.
Consensual sex in the missionary position
Mixed wrestling match getting intensely more and more passionate and then they give into their desires.
doing someone in the bathroom/on the dance floor
resident evil girl cosplay
to have sex followed up by a good nights sleep
sex with a tentacle demon
Anything involving Jon Hamm.
sex in a dory! no really. since childhood.
do it with the devil himself
Posing naked for my old girlfriend and doing it in the paint.
To have my boyfriend have his way with me while I’m sleeping
Getting a hot cop to get high with me/have sex in the police car
have 16 women at once
still having an awesome sex life with my partner when I’m old
sex in thunder storm
fucking a professor
Having a harem of men. Fit, bearded, giant, burly men. Who spend all day reading the Atlantic and the New Yorker so that they can regale me with super interesting stories and then fuck my brains out after I’m all turned on by how hot they are.
Sex in the back of a Jiffy Cab
a lodge somewhere, fire place, no one else, snow music bam! :D
Probably Avril Lavigne.
Have sex with my wife under the Christmas tree
To get married and buy a house
Role playing doctor
Threesome with two foreign chicks who don’t speak English:)
a hummer in the shower always nice to think about
having sex with a girl at a party in front of cheering men ;-)
Thu, Mar 8, 2012
Wed, Mar 7, 2012
Some highlights, as they were written:
Soviet peasant/officer role play
Not much apparently. Jeez.
Had sex on a soccer field
sex outdoors in a gravel pit in a front end loader scoop.
Had sex in a car in a public parking lot
In a sauna in Dublin Ireland
Keep the lights on all da time!
Bondage cabin orgy
Had sex while wearing my Christopher Walken t-shirt
Have sex outside MUN field house in the summertime in the early morning.
sex on the ferry
sex in a cab
Sex on the couch
Sex on the balcony in Cuba!
Remote vibrator. Hells. Yes.
Seduced someone by dancing on a bar, than had sex in the woods out back.
Had sex on Middlecove beach
group sex in a bath house
Sex in the rain
Let my husband try the back door
Fell in love
Sex in one of the run-down houses at the bottom of signal hill road.
Sex in a forest
had sex on the fifth floor of the mun library
bought a new usb hard drive for my porn.
Get in a naked car chase/almost busted by the cops (SO SCARY, DON’T DO THIS!)
Fuck in an igloo
Corrupted a “straight” girl.
have sex in cape spear in one of the old dugout army things
sex on a golf course
Salmonfest, porter pottie, loaded, and tried to make as little contact with the thing as possible. Ha! I’d do it again.
Threesome with two co-workers… oops
andddd my mind draws a blank! damn, i need to get laid
Become a Christmas present – bow and all
sex on a merry-go-round
I’m done with “adventure”
Sleep with to people in the same day, seperately
sex in the middle of the football field
Act out someone’s zombie sex fantasy
None of your bee wacks.
outside bar none in the ditch
had sex in the pond next to a highway
made sex video
Sex on an airplane
Tried anal with toys that had “to be plugged in” – get it!
ask a girl for her number.
Sex on the washing machine
Had sex with other people in the same room
sex on the ferry
boyfriend wore work boots and hard hat
Blindfolded, legs and hands tied, gagged.
Mon, Mar 5, 2012
• Clubbing the Seal
• Da Fussell’s Cream
• Newfoundland Doggy-style
• The Backwards Hakapik
• The Bannerman Grass Stain
• The Bar None
• The Barter’s Hill
• The Battery Ram
• The Blow Me Down
• The Buried Dolphin
• The Cabot Tower
• The CBS Straddle
• The Cod Jigger
• The Cod Rock
• The Come By Chance
• The Come-From-Away
• The Danny Heart Stopper
• The Deep Harbour
• The Dirty Townie
• The Downtown Reach Around
• The Duckworth
• The Figgy Duff
• The Foggy Day
• The George Street Blues
• The George Street Crab
• The Givin’ ‘er
• The Hang-Ashore
• The Happy Valley
• The Harbor Front
• The Hard Bread
• The Heart’s Delight
• The Hey Rosetta
• The Hot Toboggan (pictured above)
• The Hungry Fisherman
• The Jelly Bean Row
• The Kitchen Party
• The Lobster Trap
• The Moo Moo’s Moaner
• The Narrows
• The Newfie Bullet
• The Puffin
• The Quidi Vidi
• The Rabbittown
• The Reverse Puffin
• The Road De Luxe
• The Screech In
• The Ship
• The Signal Hill Slam
• The Slammin’ Salmon
• The Squid Jigger
• The St. Johns Slurpee
• The St. John’s Waltz
• The Stay where your to, I’ll come where your at
• The Touton Smash
• The Winky’s Wedge
• Under the Overpass