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Super Cat!!! by Mackenzie Parsons
November 24, 2011
She’s all like, Like, Love, Laugh, and I’m more like Masturbate, Drink, and Shoot up.
I saw you complaining about having to shovel the driveway of a 70+ year old lady with cancer. I really didn’t think you were like that. I’m suddenly not looking forward to seeing you again.