The Scope

Macho Men or The Ballad Of Big McLargeHuge

You know the film world is in a bad place when people start pining for a movie like Death Wish III.

The Chamber Of Infinite Derp

How much suck could Vampires Suck suck if Vampire Suck could suck suckily? Adam Clarke searches for an answer.

No Talking, Just Headroom

The Max Headroom TV series gets the DVD treatment.

DVD Pick – “Night Thoughts”

No, seriously. Kolchak convinces his editor to cover a story about a killer robot by implying that the government is stealing Vincenzo's ice cream.

Meat Man

Astroman, how soon is now?

Sad Hitler and The Smiths

Sad Hitler ICQ

Expendable Cinema: Stallone in Rhinestone

Think a movie starring Sylvester Stallone and Dolly Parton can't work? Well, you're right.

Dream Sequins

With the recent release of director Christopher Nolan's dream-based film Inception, Adam Clarke takes a look at his favourite depictions of dreams on the big screen.

Please accept this application to your evil organization of villainy

Forget Lex Luthor, the best villains from fiction are responsible for the elaborate, harebrained conspiracies that surround us.

Fatboy, Slim Laughs

Run, Fatboy, Run wasn't a complete was of five bucks, says Adam Clarke.

Shyamalan: Let’s twist again, like we did last summer

Adam Clarke saw The Last Airbender and now preaches the wisdom of M. Night Shyamalan.

Mega-Corporation Requires Tears, Gets Them

Step one: Follow your heart and make a great movie. Step two: Ignore test audiences. Step three: ???? Step four: Profit!

Lame Superpowers 2

Lame Superpowers 1

Dale Jarvis runs out of ideas

Butter Comix

Bad Decisions

A nation in turmoil

Sean Connery’s five most embarrassing films

"Please Say 'Never' Again," says Adam Clarke.

Terry Gilliam ♥

Adam Clarke loves Terry Gilliam like Nan loves Jerry.