Adam Clarke

Adam Clarke has written 345 posts.

Comedian, writer and crazy man. Get out of my garbage!

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Iron Man 3 (2013)

Wednesday, May 15, 2013

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Iron Man 3 (2013)

Quitting smoking? This movie is distracting enough to help.

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Star Trek Into The Pension Centre

Tuesday, May 14, 2013

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Star Trek Into The Pension Centre

With the coming Star Trek Into Darkness, Adam Clarke looks back on Enterprise crew’s past adventures on video.

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You Should Watch “Maron”

Tuesday, May 7, 2013

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You Should Watch “Maron”

Comedian Marc Maron attempts to deal with life as a podcaster approaching middle age.

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Night Thoughts Redux: The Best Of The Night Stalker

Wednesday, May 1, 2013

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Night Thoughts Redux: The Best Of The Night Stalker

Before the X-Files, there was Kolchak.

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Six Men On A Leaky Boat: The Disappeared (2012)

Thursday, April 25, 2013

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Six Men On A Leaky Boat: The Disappeared (2012)

An excellent Atlantic Canadian film, says Adam Clarke.

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Positively 4th Season: Archer

Monday, April 15, 2013

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Positively 4th Season: Archer

Sloppy storytelling and a slow start to season four.

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The Unoriginal Dead: Evil Dead (2013)

Sunday, April 7, 2013

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The Unoriginal Dead: Evil Dead (2013)

Evil Dead may be better than other horror remakes, but that doesn't make it good.

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Blisters In The Sun: Spring Breakers (2013) & The Call (2013)

Tuesday, April 2, 2013

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Blisters In The Sun: Spring Breakers (2013) & The Call (2013)

Spring breeaaaaakkk!

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The Original Dead

Thursday, March 28, 2013

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The Original Dead

Before this year’s Evil Dead, there was 1981’s The Evil Dead. Adam Clarke sings the song of Sam Raimi’s horror classic.

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Cinema Binge: The Incredible Burt Wonderstone (2013), The Hobbit (2012) and No-Name Die Hard.

Tuesday, March 26, 2013

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Cinema Binge: The Incredible Burt Wonderstone (2013), The Hobbit (2012) and No-Name Die Hard.

Wonderstone does okay, Patrick Stewart survives a Die Hard ripoff, and The Hobbit's goblins steal the show.

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Positively 4th Season: The Return of Community

Tuesday, March 19, 2013

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Positively 4th Season: The Return of Community

Is Community becoming its own fan-fic?

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Oz: The Great & Powerful (2013) or Army of Darkness II

Monday, March 11, 2013

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Oz: The Great & Powerful (2013) or Army of Darkness II

Adam Clarke was hoping J.K Simmons would reprise his role as Vernon Schillinger.

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Eyes in Movies

Wednesday, March 6, 2013

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Eyes in Movies

Adam Clarke talks to Jonathan Petrychyn about eyes in cinema

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Identity Thief (2013)

Monday, March 4, 2013

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Identity Thief (2013)

Not terrible! But not great.

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Stoner FM (2013)

Monday, February 25, 2013

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Stoner FM (2013)

"Stoner FM's about as funny as Sophie's Choice," says Adam Clarke.

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